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Matt Garza Traded To Chicago Cubs: 10 Factors To Consider

The Cubs have agreed to acquire right-handed pitcher Matt Garza from the Tampa Bay Rays for a package of prospects on Friday. The Cubs will send Chris Archer, Brandon Guyer, Robinson Chirinos, Hak Ju-Lee and Sam Fuld to the Rays for Garza and a minor-league pitcher and a minor-league outfielder, according to Bruce Levine.

Garza is only 27, so he is a young pitcher who will be under club control for three years. So why would the Rays trade him? For one, they are trading from a position of strength. They already have a solid rotation  penciled in for 2011. 

Further, the Rays are in cost-cutting move and Garza is arbitration eligible. He earned $3.35 million last season and stands to earn around $6 million in 2011.

Plus, the haul for the Rays is terrific. They obtain arguably the Cubs’ top pitching prospect in Archer, whose ceiling is that of a No. 2 or No. 3 starter in the MLB, and a potential star in shortstop Hak Ju-Lee, who is only 20 and a defensive whiz with speed and an offense that may not be powerful, but should be effective.

The fact that the Cubs were able to make this trade without giving up Starlin Castro, Tyler Colvin or Andre Casher is somewhat of a coup for GM Jim Hendry. Still, this trade really strips the Cubs system bare. 

Let’s take a look at this trade from multiple angles, see why it was made and what it means going forward.

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Palmeiro and Bagwell Deny Steroid Use: Time for MLB To Draft Hall of Fame Policy

It’s almost too easy to recall Rafael Palmeiro’s wagging finger at the Congressional trials in March 2005 over steroid use as he memorably said: “I have never used steroids. Period.”

That July it was announced he tested positive for steroids and was suspended 10 games.

Palmeiro still insists he was telling the truth, and said so in a phone interview with SI.com posted Wednesday, saying “I was telling the truth then, and I am telling the truth now.”

Similarly, in an interview with ESPN, Jeff Bagwell insisted he, too, was clean. Now, Bagwell had never tested positive but has been caught up in the rampant speculation that surrounds players who bulked up during this time.

Bagwell hit a total of only four home runs in the minor leagues—four—and yet went on to become a terrific slugger who also just happened to lift weights with Mark McGwire. He also played with Andy Pettitte and was coached by Rudy Jaramillo.

But no concrete evidence has been found regarding Bagwell and PEDS, and he is afraid the speculation could affect his ability to get into the Hall of Fame.

“I’m so sick and tired of all the steroids crap, it’s messed up my whole thinking on the subject. I hate to even use this word, but it’s become almost like a ‘buzz kill’ for me.

Now, I bring all this up in an effort to try and put the entire thing to rest, once and for all, as I, too, am sick and tired of the “steroids crap”. But the only way to effectively deal with it is to deal with it, instead of pretending it only existed in a vacuum.

Look, do I think that PED usage helped the performance of some players? You bet I do. But until MLB steps up and adopts some sort of directive…say, a policy that can be used as a guideline for Hall of Fame voters…this issue will never be settled properly and thus, will never, ever go away.

Furthermore, it will help to alleviate the questions surrounding career spikes that seem suspicious. For example, ESPN’s Keith Law recently tweeted sarcastically: “Hank Aaron had the best AB/HR rates of his career at ages: 39, 37, 35, 38, 28 and 36. Where’s the steroid suspicion and outrage?”

The point is, how do we know for sure who did what and when? Well, unless a player admitted usage or was caught, we don’t know. Yet decisions about the Hall of Fame-worthiness of baseball players is at stake here.

Now, the purpose of this article isn’t an attempt to assign blame to Bud Selig or anyone else associated the the aptly-named “Steroid Era.” Rather, it’s a desperate plea for MLB to do something to ensure that all voters are looking at this thing from the same perspective.

Recognizing that, I have determined that there are four main positions that MLB can take with regard to the question of what to do with the Hall of Fame candidacy of players suspected of taking steroids.

This admittedly won’t stop voters from having their own personal biases on the subject, but then again, that’s why unworthy candidates such as Jim Rice are sitting in the HOF today.

So, no, this will not make the voting “perfect” as no one will ever eliminate the subjectivity of the voting process. But it will at least finally address the issue once and for all.

1. Adopt a “Steroids Era” wing of the Hall of Fame

First of all, this will never happen. We know that. It would cause too much embarrassment for MLB and would not be fair to players who legitimately played clean during the era. Plus, what exactly is the time-frame of the so-called “Steroid Era”?

Can we assume for certain that it ended when MLB adopted its steroid testing? That no designer drugs were developed to get past the testing?

And when did the era actually begin? In 1988, when Jose Canseco used steroids to become baseball’s first 40-40 man?

Yet it is an option that would remove all doubt and allow voters to judge players solely on their performance without having to consider the role that PEDs may have played in a player’s results.

But opponents will rightfully argue that there is no “Dead Ball Era” in the Hall.

2. Eliminate all players from this Era from Hall eligibility 

Never mind that we cannot even define the era, lumping all players into the category of not being Hall-worthy simply because they happened to play during a time when many players used PEDs would be unfair.

Then again, is it really unfair to assume guilt before innocence? While this country was founded on the principle of “innocent until proven guilty”, so many guys used during this time, and lied about it, that no one really deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Of course, this would mean that even the cleanest-of-the-clean, Greg Maddux, would then be ineligible from Hall consideration. But face it, while we would be shocked to find out that Maddux used, it is not impossible, is it?

Look, cherry-picking Hall of Fame candidacy based on assumptions and innuendo, as today’s system is currently defined, is just as unfair.

3. Allow all players from this Era entry to the Hall of Fame regardless of steroid use

The opposite extreme to restricting all players from the Steroid Era. this rule would allow voters to judge a players’ worthiness based solely on his stats and contributions to the game, and removes the subjectivity of whether or not steroids may have played a role in that players’ success.

Of course, it would also mean that obvious cheaters like Barry Bonds get in without any scrutiny.

One possible argument for this policy is the fact that we suspect that many of the steroid users during the Era were pitchers, which leads to the question of did this all even out? Dirty pitchers throwing to dirty hitters.

4. Only allow players who haven’t been “proven” guilty entry to the Hall 

Now, this one may be the best option. But even so, legitimate questions will abound.

For example, was Barry Bonds a Hall-of-Famer even before he bulked up and hit 70+ homers? I say “yes”, but in this case he would not be eligible since he admitted to using “The Cream” and “The Clear” in congressional testimony, though he claimed he thought they were flaxseed oil and arthritic balm (pause for laughter).

Players who tested positive would not be eligible for consideration, which would leave Sammy Sosa eligible even though any sensible person believes he took steroids.

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It’s fairly obvious to note that none of these options are perfect. Meanwhile, having MLB sit on its hands and do nothing is even worse.

The arguments about whether or not players like Palmeiro, Bonds and Clemens belong in the Hall obviously go way beyond numbers. Based on pure stats alone, each of these guys fly through the process without even a second thought.

The other issue is the fear that some borderline players will make the Hall just because their numbers are considered “pure”. In fact, I heard that argument made about Andre Dawson.

The truth is that there may already be players in the Hall who were dirty. That’s just a fact of life.

The process is already too subjective as it is. It’s time for MLB to do something about the cloud of steroid suspicion as it pertains to the Hall of Fame. Otherwise, why even bother holding the elections?

Of course, we should have recognized that the process was faulty a long time ago when 11 writers didn’t think that Babe Ruth should be in the Hall of Fame on the original ballot!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edgar Renteria Says a Million Dollars ‘Disrespectful’: That’s Insulting to Fans

Edgar Renteria told ESPNdeportes.com that the Giants one-year, $1-million contract offer is insulting. To that I say if an employer wants to insult me with a million dollar salary, bring it on. 

Now, in truth, that is not a fair comparison as I am not a professional athlete. And, to be fair, Renteria is probably worth more than that, especially when you consider a backup catcher like Henry Blanco just signed for the same amount. 

But look, it is bad form to come out and publicly complain about a king’s ransom when we’re knee-deep in an economy that has left many of us scratching for every last dollar and even worse, unemployed and in foreclosure. 

Face it, there will always be a huge divide between the world in which pro athletes and movie stars live in vs. the world we John Doe’s reside. To us, one million dollars is more money than most of us will ever make in a lifetime of toil. 

To them it is almost tip money. 

It is getting very difficult to relate to today’s athletes when the minimum salary in MLB is $414,000. Of course, that disparity exists in the other major sports as well, so this is not just an indictment on baseball. 

Still, for Renteria to come out and say “That offer from the Giants was a lack of respect. A total disrespect,” is a lack of respect to the working men and women. 

Renteria should keep his thoughts to himself or simply say that the offer wasn’t enough. But to say that playing a game for a paltry million is not worth his time only serves to further alienate the fans from today’s pro stars. 

Look, we are not naive; we understand that sports is a business and that all the talk about playing “for the love of the game” is usually pure nonsense that is said for P.R. purposes. 

But please spare us the pity party. 

On the one hand, Renteria is only stating what many players in his situation would be thinking. 

But that’s the point—think, man! Don’t spew the “woe is me” drivel while parading your insulting million-dollar offer in front of people who are suffering mightily in this economy. 

While we’re struggling to find enough money to give our kids Christmas presents and keep a roof over their heads, this guy is complaining that a million dollars is “disrespectful.”

Again, this is not meant to be a discussion about the worth of Renteria relative to other players. This is about knowing when to keep your mouth shut. 

“Thank God I’m well off financially and my money is well invested,” said Renteria. 

Yes, thank God Edgar—we’re all proud that you have been able to survive on the $80 million-plus you have earned in your career.  

Meanwhile, we bring our lunches to work in brown bags and shop at Aldi’s. 

“To play for a million dollars, I’d rather stay with my private business and share more time with my family,” Renteria said. 

You know what? If that’s the way you feel, do us all a favor and go home, Edgar.

 

 

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Pitcher Kerry Wood To Spend 2011 on Disabled List With the Chicago Cubs

It’s not official, but David Kaplan of Chicago Now reported late Wednesday evening that Kerry Wood may soon no longer be a former Cub.  Sources have since speculated that the deal will be for more than one year, and that Woody will be the setup man for closer Carlos Marmol.

While I am surprised that Jim Hendry didn’t acquire another player named “Carlos” (I mean, really, is four enough? I don’t think so), this move means that Wood will choose Chicago as the place where he will spend his next stint on the disabled list.

Look, I love Kerry and recall his days with the Cubs fondly—that damn TJ surgery and Bartman incident notwithstanding. And if he can stay healthy, he would fill a huge void for the Cubs; a void so bad, that even Carlos Zambrano (one of the Carlos brothers) took a turn as the eighth inning guy.

But let’s face facts here, folks. The only player who comes close to matching Wood’s injury history is Woody’s former teammate Mark Prior, who recently signed with the Yankees. Hey Rothschild, better start warming up the towel.

True to form, Wood spent six weeks on the trainers table last year with his recurring back problem. Wood also has a shoulder that he never fixed so that’s always looming on the periphery.

Perhaps the craziest thing about this signing, if it becomes official, is that Hendry continues to act as if this is a contending club. Instead of looking to go young this off-season by trading off pieces and either shedding payroll or acquiring prospects, he is working hard to convince the fans to come to the games in 2011.

Well, at least it will be fun to see Wood back in a Cubs uniform. I’ve always liked the guy and hey, the injuries really aren’t his fault. But I just wonder if he can hold up.

If any player screamed for a one year guarantee, it’s a guy like Wood. But this seems to be the off-season of the relievers, with multi-year contracts being handed out to relievers who seldom retain their value year over year.

Assuming good health, which is a lot like assuming peace in the Mideast, the Cubs bullpen should be better in 2011, especially if Andrew Cashner continues to develop. Also watch out for Chris Carpenter (no, not THAT Carpenter, relax Cardinals fans).   

No matter what, there is another benefit if this deal gets finalized:

Cubs fans can once again proudly proclaim WE GOT WOOD.

 

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Chicago Cubs: Rebuilding Team Must Move Carlos Zambrano If Opportunity Exists

The Cubs organization will never use the term in front of Cubs fans for fear of backlash, but the Cubs are in a rebuilding process. 

Sure, if they can win while they do it all the better, which is why we saw Jim Hendry take a flier on a veteran like Carlos Pena instead of moving Tyler Colvin to first base. But since contending in 2011 seems unlikely, I have a suggestion for Hendry: 

If you can move big contracts like Carlos Zambrano without having to eat more than half of the money, what are you waiting for? 

There has been some speculation recently about a possible fit for Zambrano with the Yankees, which makes sense now that they missed out on Cliff Lee. It would also reunite Zambrano with Larry Rothschild. 

(By the way, I’d pay to see the look on Larry’s face when news that Big Z is following him to the Big Apple. That would be priceless!). 

Yet even if Bruce Levine is misguided as usual, you’d have to think that Hendry would at least check into the possibility—especially if he can either obtain some young talent or force the Bombers to also accept Kosuke Fukudome and his ridiculous contract. 

Now, Big Z has some say in this matter, to be sure. But I’m sure his no-trade clause is negotiable, like most things in life. 

But, if we move Zambrano the rotation will suffer, you say? Um, and this is a concern why? Seriously, with or without Big Z, this rotation is not good enough to win a World Series. 

Fat Carlos Silva is unlikely to start the season 8-0 again. And while we’re at it, the Cubs must lead the world in Carloses (is that even a word??). What is up with that? 

Look, in order to win the way Tom Ricketts has described, you need good young players coming through the pipeline on a consistent basis. Right now, the system isn’t exactly overflowing with major league-ready talent. 

But if you can infuse some fresh talent via trade, now you’ve just jump-started your program and shortened the rebuilding time. 

Oops, we can’t call it rebuilding. Is ‘retooling’ more palatable to you Cubs fans? 

No matter what happens with Zambrano, if I am Hendry I am looking in every nook and cranny for any opportunities to shed payroll.

Thank God I am not Hendry, incidentally. 

The problem with this strategy, aside from having to deal with other GMs who have working grey matter, is that the Cubs don’t want to jeopardize attendance. 

But either you’re in or you’re out Mr. Ricketts. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

By the way, keep Silva away from that cake.

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Chicago Cubs Sign Worst Hitter, Jim Hendry Needs To Face Reality

Statistically, at least if you use batting average, Carlos Pena was the worst hitter of any player in the majors last season, with a .196 average. Now, we are all smart enough to know that OBP is more important, and in that regard, Pena did a bit better, as he will draw a walk.

But, beyond that, the real problem for Jim Hendry and the Cubs is this:

They need to face reality and admit they are undergoing a rebuilding strategy.

Oh, I know. The faithful Cubs fanbase has waited so long, blah blah blah, but really, what are the advantages for a team like the Cubs to pretend to be contenders when we all know that is not the case?

To sell tickets? Sure, that’s something that the Ricketts family is concerned about, but more importantly, by retaining Hendy as GM, the Cubs put themselves in the awkward position of having a GM that needs to win to validate the awful contract he signed, while knowing that the payroll has to shrink.

That is a bad combination, no matter how you look at it.

Look, Hendry can’t move Alfonso Soriano, Aramis Ramirez, Kosuke Fukudome or Carlos Zambrano without eating a huge chunk of their enormous contracts. So, instead, Hendry is signing a veteran like Pena, instead of trying Tyler Colvin at first base.

But why? Other than to try and fool the fanbase into thinking that the Cubs are contenders, it makes little sense.

The Pena signing is not the problem, other than the dollar amount (which is way too high), Pena is a good rebound candidate. The problem is that Hendry is in denial.

Tom Ricketts said that the Cubs would build from within and the payroll would remain static, though more of it would be moved into other areas like player development.

That is good, except it makes little sense when the team has so many immovable contracts.

Either the Cubs should go “all in,” like the White Sox, or admit they are going young and play Colvin at first, Castro at second, Derrek Lee at short and trade a guy like Zambrano, who is movable, though they would have to eat a portion of his money.

Instead, Hendry is telling us that with a couple moves, the Cubs can be contenders. Well, that ship has sailed. The worst place for a franchise to be is mediocrity.

The Cubs are selling false hope. While I’d love to be wrong, I am not buying.

Admit it, Cubs fans, this will be, at best, a mediocre year for our Cubs. I don’t know about you, but if we’re not going to win, I’d rather lose with prospects than with veterans. But that’s just me.

Maybe it’s because I’m a southside Cubs fan.

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Are the St. Louis Cardinals Preparing for Life Without Albert Pujols?

On the one hand, it is almost unthinkable. The idea of Albert playing anywhere other than St. Louis. However, if you look at contracts to Ryan Howard and, more recently, to Jayson Werth and Carl Crawford, the insanity out in the baseball market is making that Cardinals nightmare dangerously close to becoming reality.

I know they play different positions, but if Werth and Crawford can command 7-years, $100 million plus contracts, just what is the best hitter in baseball worth on the open market?

Well, for starters, take the Howard deal…please. The Phillies donated $125 million over five years, which comes to $25 million per year and that was not on the open market.

If the Cards fail in their current efforts to extend Pujols now, he will almost assuredly wait for free agency and test the market. He has said that he will not negotiate during the season.

If that happens, look out. Hell may freeze over, there could be peace in the Mideast, heck, the Cubs could win the World Series!

In other words, it would be unprecedented. Unless I missed it and Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Stan the Man ever hit free agency, there is simply no comparison to a guy like Pujols hitting the street.

If his current value is $25-$28 million per year now, his value as a free agent could easily top $30 million annually and that is something that the Cards just can’t afford, if they want to contend without breaking the bank.

If St, Louis harbors the real desire to have Albert long-term, he must be signed this winter. If he is allowed to go beyond that time frame, he is gone. Pure and simple.

What, you say, there are only a handful of teams that could afford him and also have an opening at first base? Well, that may be true on the surface, but I guarantee you that if a player like Pujols becomes available, and assuming he has a typical 2011 season, teams will make exceptions.

Remember, the Red Sox do not have a long-term deal in place with A-Gon, though that is certainly expected. And even the Yankees, who have Tex locked up forever, could make a play for Albert. Remember, he could play another position.

You think a team can’t fit a .331/.426/.624/1.050 bat into their lineup? Hello, Washington Nationals, New York Mets. Hell, maybe even the aforementioned Cubbies might be willing to wade into that pool.

According to ESPN, “Bryan Burwell of the Post-Dispatch hints Wednesday that the Cardinals could bow out if Pujols is demanding $28 million to $30 million.”

“The longer you listen to Cardinals officials who carefully broach the subject, the more it sounds like they are either trying to get you to start getting comfortable with the possible reality of life without Pujols in the not-so-distant future, or at the very least take the concept out for a little public stroll for their own prospective negotiating benefit,” Burwell writes.

So while life without The Machine may seem impossible to fathom for Cardinals fans, perhaps they should be getting used to the idea. I still believe they will sign Albert to a long-term deal, but it had better happen in the next 10 weeks.

Or he could be wearing pinstripes in 2012.

 

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MLB Trade Rumors: Prince Fielder To Dodgers In Possible Three Player Deal

According to “multiple sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity”, ESPNLosAngeles.com’s Tony Jackson wrote on Monday afternoon that the Milwaukee Brewers are “actively involved in discussions” with the Los Angeles Dodgers on a trade that would send rotund first baseman Prince Fielder to the Dodgers for James Loney and Jonathan Broxton.

The Brewers would be wise to try and move Fielder, since they likely will not be able to afford him long-term. Fielder’s body type may not hold up long enough for him to be a safe gamble on an extended contract anyway.

Meanwhile, the Dodgers are looking for offense and an upgrade at first base. Loney is coming off a season that could best be described as “meh”, with a lack of power despite solid defense.

The 26-year-old fielder has averaged 40 homers over the past four seasons, which is driving Ned Colletti’s interest. Further, he gets on base at a high clip, leading the NL in walks last season.

In addition to Loney, the Brewers would be getting a former solid closer in Broxton in the proposed deal.

Broxton saved 22/29 of his chances in 2010, with an ERA slightly over four. In 2009, however, Broxton saved 36 games for Milwaukee, striking out 114 batters in 76 innings and a WHIP of 0.96.

Fielder is arbitration-eligible for the final time, and he will become a free agent after the 2011 season. He is likely to get as much as $15 to $18 million in arbitration, and it may take a Ryan Howard-like deal to get him to avoid free agency. 

As for the effect this trade would have on the Dodgers closer situation, there is speculation that LA is close to re-signing Vicente Padilla and may use him as the replacement for Broxton if Broxton is moved.

For a team like the Dodgers, it just might make sense to make this deal even if they do not get a window to discuss a contract extension, since they wouldn’t be giving up any prospects in the deal. For the Brewers, it doesn’t make sense to me to trade your big gun without getting any blue-chip prospects in return.

Unless you feel you are ready to contend immediately, why trade Fielder for established veteran ballplayers? That is not the path that teams looking to do this sort of thing usually take.

Then again, the Jayson Werth and Ryan Howard contracts may have scared the Brewers into realizing that they cannot afford to keep their star first baseman long-term.

 

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MLB Trade Rumors: Prince Fielder To Dodgers In Possible Three Player Deal

According to “multiple sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity”, ESPNLosAngeles.com’s Tony Jackson wrote on Monday afternoon that the Milwaukee Brewers are “actively involved in discussions” with the Los Angeles Dodgers on a trade that would send rotund first baseman Prince Fielder to the Dodgers for James Loney and Jonathan Broxton.

The Brewers would be wise to try and move Fielder, since they likely will not be able to afford him long-term. Fielder’s body type may not hold up long enough for him to be a safe gamble on an extended contract anyway.

Meanwhile, the Dodgers are looking for offense and an upgrade at first base. Loney is coming off a season that could best be described as “meh”, with a lack of power despite solid defense.

The 26-year-old fielder has averaged 40 homers over the past four seasons, which is driving Ned Colletti’s interest. Further, he gets on base at a high clip, leading the NL in walks last season.

In addition to Loney, the Brewers would be getting a former solid closer in Broxton in the proposed deal.

Broxton saved 22/29 of his chances in 2010, with an ERA slightly over four. In 2009, however, Broxton saved 36 games for Milwaukee, striking out 114 batters in 76 innings and a WHIP of 0.96.

Fielder is arbitration-eligible for the final time, and he will become a free agent after the 2011 season. He is likely to get as much as $15 to $18 million in arbitration, and it may take a Ryan Howard-like deal to get him to avoid free agency. 

As for the effect this trade would have on the Dodgers closer situation, there is speculation that LA is close to re-signing Vicente Padilla and may use him as the replacement for Broxton if Broxton is moved.

For a team like the Dodgers, it just might make sense to make this deal even if they do not get a window to discuss a contract extension, since they wouldn’t be giving up any prospects in the deal. For the Brewers, it doesn’t make sense to me to trade your big gun without getting any blue-chip prospects in return.

Unless you feel you are ready to contend immediately, why trade Fielder for established veteran ballplayers? That is not the path that teams looking to do this sort of thing usually take.

Then again, the Jayson Werth and Ryan Howard contracts may have scared the Brewers into realizing that they cannot afford to keep their star first baseman long-term.

 

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Derek Jeter Declines Huge Contract Offer from Himself (Satire)

Saying he was “extremely insulted,” New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter turned down a 10-year, $200 million offer from himself on Friday.

Jeter, who awarded himself a Gold Glove earlier this month, told the Associated Press that “the offer just doesn’t take into account all I’m worth to myself.” 

“Look, I’m an icon, man. I’m a freaking brand!,” the Yankees shortstop screamed to no one in particular. “I’m very disappointed in me and will be giving myself a stern talking to. I mean, who the hell do I think I am anyway?”

The Yankees star was reportedly offered a miserly three-year, $45 million contract offer from the Yankees. Shortly afterword, GM Brian Cashman told Jeter that if he didn’t like it, he should test the market. 

But it wasn’t long before his agent’s phone was ringing off the hook with calls for the Bombers player. “Sure, it was Derek himself that was calling, but it shows we called their bluff—Derek does have other options,” said Casey Close. 

“And how can a guy named Cash-man expect us to believe he isn’t going to offer up whatever the hell we want anyway?” 

Despite coming off his worst season statistically, Jeter allegedly compared himself with Babe Ruth in discussing his worth. 

“Not true,” insisted Jeter. “Everyone knows the Babe couldn’t play shortstop.” 

Pointing to rings on each finger of his left hand, Jeter went on to say, “How do you think the Yankees won all these freaking titles? You really think I had any help?  Now I know how David Lee Roth must have felt.” 

Upon being informed of the Yankees reluctance to give their long-time captain whatever he wants, MLB’s commissioner Bud Selig announced that an investigation was underway. 

Selig suggested that the league may be forced to take drastic steps to prevent the Yankees from disgracing their legacy and indeed, the good name of baseball itself, by not re-signing Jeter to an eternal contract. 

“I think he has earned the right to name his own terms. I mean, what’s next—Minka Kelly refusing to pretend to be engaged to Derek?” 

Close said that reports that his client is looking for a six-year, $150 million deal are “erroneous and reckless.”

While he wouldn’t put an exact dollar value on it, Close did imply that if the Yankees really wanted to make Jeter happy, they would help him achieve his goal of becoming “the all-being master of time, space and dimension.”

 “Actually,” added Close, “I wish the damn Yankees would just stay the hell out of the negotiations, to be honest with you.”

 

 

 

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