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MLB Idiot of the Week

Some had a better week than others.

That’s really the most obvious sentiment you can take from a week chockablock filled with bloopers, blunders and public relation gaffes.

Welcome to the weekly installment of “MLB Idiot of the Week,” where we breakdown the biggest dunderheads in the sport.

Join MLB Lead Writer Zachary Rymer and MLB Contributor Gabe Zaldivar as they breakdown some rather unfortunate moments from the past week.

As you will see, not all things have to be serious. Some boneheaded blunders are far easier to laugh off and chalk up to those humbling moments that keep us all grounded.

Of course, we are here to merely nominate a couple of idiots. The crucial part is with you fans we are eager to hear from. Settle this silly debate in the comments section below with a much-appreciated vote.

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Mark Cuban Proclaims MLB Is Just Bud Selig’s Mafia on ‘The Tonight Show’

Bud Selig lives the thug life—at least that’s the word from disgruntled Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban

The NBA owner spoke with Jay Leno on Thursday’s The Tonight Show and discussed a great many things, most of which did little to help his cause to one day own an MLB franchise. 

The video posted covers what he has to say about the MLB commissioner and the suspension levied against Yankees star Alex Rodriguez

The Dallas Morning News transcribed Cuban’s thoughts on Rodriguez’s suspension: 

Horrible. I think it’s disgraceful what major league baseball is trying to do to him. Not that he doesn’t deserve to be suspended. He does. But they have policies in place, first-time offender 50 games, second time a 100. 214 games? That’s personal. 

It should be noted Rodriguez has been suspended 211 games—a suspension he formally appealed on Wednesday, allowing him an opportunity to play out the rest of the season. 

Cuban then went on to recount the time he attempted to bid for the Texas Rangers. As ESPN reminds us, the successful Mavericks owner bid $1.3 billion for the Cubs in 2008 but was not allowed into the final bidding process the following year. 

He then attempted to procure the Rangers with a bid of $600 million to no avail—giving him a sense the majors are indeed a “good ol‘ boys” club, and he doesn’t mind sharing that sentiment

We don’t pretend to know exactly why Selig or MLB officials would apparently shun Cuban. It’s clear the outspoken Mavericks owner, who is known to chirp at NBA referees, would bring a voice and persona that, while beloved by fans, might make the league uncomfortable. 

Of course, that is all conjecture, much the same as Cuban’s sentiments that Selig is not a man who likes to be tested. 

In an odd turn, Rodriguez has an ally in Cuban. Unfortunately for the Yankees star, that doesn’t help his cause, because Selig doesn’t seem to be all that fond of the Cubes. 

 

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Mark McGwire Regrets His Part of Steroid Era, Embraces Longer Bans for PEDs

MLB‘s steroid era won’t culminate in some end date or announcement the sport is completely clean. It will take place gradually, with regret that looms for decades.

According to ESPN Los Angeles’ Arash Markazi, Mark McGwire feels awful about his part in the steroid era, and he is ready to turn the page:

I wish I was never a part of it. Just get rid of it. If it’s better to have bigger suspensions, then they’re going to have to change it.

I wish there were things in place earlier. They were put in in 2003 I think. I just really hope and pray that this is the end of it. Everybody, especially the players, don’t want any more part of it, and I hope this is the end of it. … I wish I was never part of it.

It’s not worth it at all. 

The man who once blasted awe-inspiring home runs when the sport absolutely needed it is now the hitting coach for the red-hot Los Angeles Dodgers.

On Monday, fans similar to those who cheered for McGwire as he chased records and belted mammoth dingers were busy booing Alex Rodriguez for his part in an ongoing Biogenesis scandal.

MLB suspended 13 players for violating its drug policy, including Rodriguez, who in 2009 offered an emotional mea culpa for his use of PEDs between 2001 and 2003.

The times, they are changing.

As reported, McGwire admitted to using steroids when he broke baseball’s home run record in 1998. Now before you berate the man anew, remember how amazing it was to see balls fly out of the park just a few years removed from the 1994-95 strike.

A bulked-up McGwire and a buffed-out Sammy Sosa put butts back in the seats. Officials, fans and media looked away because the drugs now considered deplorable were making the sport a captivating spectacle.

Well, those steroids served their use and are now chewed up and spit out like a wad of used tobacco. Major league baseball, the media, fans and, most importantly, the players have all changed their tune.

Enhancing performance through pills, injections and shortcuts are out; playing baseball “clean” is very much in.

A little over a year removed from MLB’s current collective bargaining agreement being signed, players are already chiming in with calls for stiffer penalties on cheaters.

Nick Markakis recently stated he was all in for far stiffer penalties on players who test positive for any amount of PEDs. Dustin Pedroia trumpeted Monday as a good day for baseball, and Evan Longoria proclaimed caught players were being selfish.

McGwire is a big name and familiar face from an era that will never be forgotten, no matter how hard baseball tries.

What’s remarkable is the change that is taking place among players who now vilify colleagues who take shortcuts when they were once more likely to follow their lead.

The man who hit 583 home runs in his career touched upon that very thing:

It doesn’t matter what I think; I think it matters what the players think, and from what I hear every day in the clubhouse, they’re just happy it’s coming to an end. They’re happy that Major League Baseball is taking care of it and we can move forward. Hopefully this will be the end of it.

Baseball will never be truly clean. It’s a microcosm of the world and will always have those looking for an edge.

Don’t expect a specific date that will mark the end of an unfortunate era. Much as it slowly took over baseball, it will slowly dissolve from its ranks.

Just know that the epoch of juicers is in its final days. Thankfully, it seems like brighter ones are ahead.

 

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MLB Idiot of the Week

Check out these idiots.  

We are back once again with another installment of “MLB Idiot of the Week,” a segment that should have you feeling fairly confident about your own IQ.  

Join MLB Lead Writer Zachary Rymer and MLB Contributor Gabe Zaldivar as they breakdown the biggest knuckleheads in all of the baseball world—at least for this week.    

From a public relations nightmare to an umpire who is far too sensitive, we have a pair that should have you a little nauseated from shaking your collective heads.

Now please note that these are merely nominations. Please feel free to vote for the bigger numbskull in the comments section below, or toss in a name or two of your own.

Of course, you can also throw the hosts in there as well, because we all deserve to be taken down a notch every now and then.

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Andrelton Simmons Harnesses Inner Tiger Woods for Your Entertainment

In case you were wondering, Andrelton Simmons can hit, field, dribble, bounce, kick and juggle a baseball effectively. 

David Brown of Big League Stew spots this MLB Fan Cave video that features a few Atlanta Braves players as they attempt to juggle a baseball on a bat and then smack it into the stands. 

It’s nice to know that even professional athletes can look extremely awkward sometimes. 

Luis Ayala gets a few bounces in before losing the ball completely; Chris Johnson is just as successful—essentially he isn’t. 

That’s when Paul Janish steps up to bounce the ball a few times on his bat before knocking one off his chest. As David Brown notes, all of this sort of reminds us of the Tiger Woods commercial when he did something similar.If only there were a baseball player who could go from start to finish with as much control and swagger as Woods. 

Thankfully, Simmons has this bouncy-ball trick thingy on lockdown

This is just the latest sign that the force is strong in this one. The 23-year-old is coming off a 3-for-5 performance to help the Braves get a win over the Rockies on Monday night. 

In the last three games, Simmons is 7-for-13 with two doubles and a triple. Oh, and 102 games in, he is getting stronger, according to ESPN’s Buster Olney.

Perhaps we can expect far more random Jedi tricks to amaze baseball fans in the future. Hell, instead of walking up to the plate like a normal player, Simmons should send a souvenir into the crowd with this exact same trick. 

The Braves are in first place by nine games and are on a four-game winning streak. Sure, that’s impressive, but I simply need to see more of Simmons juggling a baseball. 

 

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Odds of MLB’s Top Hall of Fame Candidates Getting Elected in 2014

The 2014 MLB Hall of Fame vote will be far more interesting than in years past.

In 2013, the voters failed to induct any former stars, but that should change with familiar names they will be rather comfortable voting for.  

Join MLB Lead Writer Zachary Rymer and MLB Contributor Gabe Zaldivar as they break down the odds of each big name to once again hit the ballot as well as newcomers who are in store for quite the remarkable turn in their lives.

Of course, the ongoing drama over PED’s will only serve to push some of the more infamous players further down the list of likely Hall of Famers.

With the likes of Frank Thomas, Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine hitting the ballot, we are nearly assured of seeing some new inductees next year.

Please note that we are merely speculating who might have the best shot, and we certainly need your help.

Go ahead and make an argument for your favorite star from years gone by in the comments section below.

    

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David Ortiz and Jose Bautista Prancercise Beautifully Before All-Star Game

If you are wondering how Jose Bautista and David Ortiz are getting to the All-Star Game, they will be traveling by prancercise

MLB Fan Cave (h/t Barstool Sports) caught up with the Red Sox slugger as he was getting in some “MLB The Show” time before the big game. 

While hitting home runs with your virtual self is undoubtedly a ton of fun, Ortiz has to get to Citi Field before the Midsummer Classic begins. 

Wanting to get loose before taking some hacks on Tuesday night, Ortiz decided to travel by prancercise, which is really the only way to travel in 2013. 

Thankfully, he was joined by Blue Jays outfielder, Jose Bautista, who is dropping some serious prancing game on the streets of New York. 

For the few of you who have no clue why two MLB stars would be skipping and flailing about, CNN’s Jeanne Moos has an in-depth report on the dancing sensation.  

Joanna Rohrback has gone from anonymous fitness aficionado to the star of a John Mayer music video, all the while causing Internet denizens to get out and capture their own rendition of fancy frolicking. 

Hopefully, this will be the end of the craze that swept the nation out of their seats, skipping and dancing into the streets. 

You can try but will ultimately fail to beat this dynamic duo at the fine art of prancercising. Our only hope is that one of these sluggers decides to walk up to the plate in the same way on Tuesday night. 

Now that might finally solve the game’s slumping ratings

 

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Miami Marlins Hoping Nationals Star Gio Gonzalez Can Help Sell Tickets

If you do happen by Marlins Park this weekend, be careful as to not get the desperation all over you. 

Yahoo! Sports’ Mike Oz reports on the latest Marlins ticket-selling gimmick and it’s a doozy. It seems the powers that be are letting any fan procure tickets at the same prices of pitcher Gio Gonzalez‘s family and friends. 

You can take a gander at the deal at their official website or enjoy the screen capture the team features below. 

When you have the worst record in the National League, you find yourself hurting for new and inventive ways to get butts into the seats. 

The Marlins have ignored the fact Gonzalez doesn’t even pitch for the Marlins for this brilliant ploy. I would say this is truly the nadir of the season for Miami, but we are confident they have something else up their sleeves for the true dog days. 

I guess that’s only slightly less ridiculous than throwing a Juan Pierre night. Still, you have to think Placido Polanco warranted at least his own dedicated inning with his stellar .245 batting average. 

As Oz reminds, the Marlins’ losses and lack of star appeal have been met with horrendous ticket sales: “the team has the worst average attendance (17,162) in baseball and the lowest total attendance (738,000).”

As the report states, Gonzalez is from the Miami area, so the discounted tickets aren’t completely without merit—although they are officially absurd. 

The team is now 32-56, 18.5 games back of the division-leading Atlanta Braves. With a run differential of -94, it’s hard for fans to buy tickets expecting the home team to deliver on the promise of entertainment. 

Still, it has to sting knowing the team passed on all the other hard-working Marlins for a Nationals pitcher who is having a mediocre season compared to the gem he delivered last year. 

While just one silly promotion from a bottom-feeding team, it’s only a stone’s throw away from the team selling opposing star’s jerseys in the pro shop. 

Marlins Park: home to some of the most amazing visiting talent in the majors. 

 

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MLB Idiot of the Week

Idiots continue to abound.

The MLB season is ready to come to a brief respite at the All-Star break, but we know full well that dunderheadedness will never subside. 

Welcome back to another rousing installment of “MLB Idiot of the Week,” where we select two players, managers or baseball personalities and call them out for their knuckleheaded ways. 

Join MLB Lead Writer Zachary Rymer and MLB Contributor Gabe Zaldivar as they breakdown some egregious gaffes from the land of baseball. 

Of course, we are here to merely nominate a couple of dumdums. The important part lies in your hands. Drop down a name in the comments section for the person you would like crowned idiot of the week. Yes, you can of course include the co-hosts as well. As we well know, they are some of your favorite nominees.    

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Yankees Grounds Crew Fights Losing Battle with Stubborn Tarp During Rain Delay

In the fourth inning of Monday’s Yankees game against the Royals, a more serious battle broke out. In the end, Mother Nature laid a whooping on the egos of the New York grounds crew. 

Play was stopped for almost an hour during what would be an eventual 5-1 win for the visiting Royals. So really, the best part of the night for the scant fans who stayed and tried to remain dry was this humbling attempt by the grounds crew to tarp the infield. 

Go ahead and enjoy the plight of others as you watch a bunch of professionals work diligently against a stubborn tarp. 

The weight of the water is far too heavy for the crew to walk the last few feet to complete their task. No worries because a superhero dressed in slacks and a business shirt runs onto the field to save the day. 

Sadly, all he got was a drenched shirt and labored breathing. 

The announcers are busy trying to figure out who this random fan is who threw warmth and comfort to the side in order to lend a helping hand. 

I have no way of knowing this, but I suspect he might be a stadium official of some sorts. If he is indeed just a fan who thought he could lend the manpower to get that tarp the needed distance, he most definitely deserves a round of applause. 

Fortunately, one member decided to step back and think through the problem—ultimately deciding to flip the tarp over to shed all the accumulated water. 

Finally, the tarp covers a very drenched infield. 

You may not see the effort in the box score, but we doff our caps to a beleaguered grounds crew who earned their money Monday night. 

 

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