It doesn’t take much talent to make a boy band, but the Braves couldn’t even pull that off. This tone deaf, rhythm-less, group of players couldn’t even lip-synch their way to a performance that didn’t leave the audience running for exits with blood protruding from their ears.
Several prominent Braves decided to share their holiday cheer by butchering “Jingle Bells” into a unrecognizable horror.
This performance was impressive for one notable reason: It is hard to imagine anyone doing a worse job.
Manager Fredi Gonzalez ends the aural torture by wishing everyone a happy holidays, and telling us that his ballclub “may not be worth a bag of baseballs when it comes to singing, but they sure can play some baseball.”
So it appears as if the rascally Braves may not have been trying to flex their pipes after all. Perhaps this horror show they masqueraded as singing was all part of the plan?
My guess is that this was just a talented e-card director adjusting on the fly. The Braves likely showed up to record a holiday greeting in four-part harmony, complete with dance moves, and upon realizing that these guys really couldn’t sing the director decided to go for a different approach. Who knows?
What I do know is, I am sending this e-card to everyone on my naughty list. This card is the coal.
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